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Thursday, November 27, 2003


Fat Tongue

That Jamie Oliver's got a bloody massive cock. It's the Lovely Jules I feel sorry for.


posted by Alistair Coleman at 11:43 PM (0) comments



Monday, November 24, 2003


Advice for Parents

Grown-ups! Whatever you do, alway ensure that your children are properly supervised on your home computer. Not only have I just deleted gigabytes of bitmap files out of "My Documents", which now enables the computer to actually work, but I also found the recycle bin in the recycle bin.

Good thing I sorted that out - God knows what kind of infinite causality loop that would have caused. The universe has been saved, again. And what thanks do I get?


posted by Alistair Coleman at 9:02 AM (0) comments



Friday, November 21, 2003


Moo

Suspiciously familiar cows in TV advert shocker. Good work that Weebl fella.

Poop

It's the most incredible coincidence. On the very day that the world is celebrating his 75th birthday, I manage to squeeze out a dump that looked exactly like Mickey Mouse.

My very own Mickey. Sculpted in poo. Just what I always wanted.


posted by Alistair Coleman at 7:58 AM (0) comments



Monday, November 17, 2003


Rumbled

Nothing gets past this guy. After yesterday'slittle bit of blaspheming, it seems that I'm for the chop. The attack of the rampant squirts I experienced last night may have been a friendly warning...

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"He couldn't deny it - being a vengeful deity was a right laugh."

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posted by Alistair Coleman at 9:48 AM (0) comments



Sunday, November 16, 2003


First class ticket to Hell, change at Basingstoke

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"And on the third day He rose from the dead"

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posted by Alistair Coleman at 1:27 PM (0) comments



Saturday, November 15, 2003


Pie/Otter Interface

Wa-hey! Acouple of things I forgot I'd done way back in the mists of bloggery.

Am I Pie or Not?

Am I an Otter or Not?

I must have been a mentallist back then. Nothing changes.

Golf Sale by Banksy


posted by Alistair Coleman at 5:28 PM (0) comments



Friday, November 14, 2003


News Felch

'I never dreamt that I would be staying in Buckingham Palace' says George W Bush, charming it up for the cameras.

He's in for a shock....

3am.

A knock at the door.

"Come in!" shouts George.

The door opens.

It's HRH Prince Charles, Prince of Wales, Duke of Cornwall.

A terrified President pulls the blanket over his head...


posted by Alistair Coleman at 3:06 PM (0) comments



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