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Tuesday, October 31, 2006


Useless Advice

From b3ta's Question of the Week

"Always wear clean underwear, just in case you get run over"

Yes mother, thank you for this invaluable bit of advice.

When I was run over by the ageing boy racer who lived down the road from us, the first thing I did when pinned under his MOT-failure Triumph Herald, staring the Grim Reaper in the face, was to empty both my bladder and my bowels.

So: don't bother changing your pants, boys and girls - it makes not the slightest bit of a difference.


posted by Alistair Coleman at 1:19 PM (0) comments



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