Hobbies of the Poor and Infamous

Unfortunately, this week's interviewee won't be released from prison until the end of the week (and the Prison Service, compassionate as ever, will be giving her a hundred metre head-start from the baying hate mob that will undoubtedly pursue her). This means our exclusive article on the Maxine Carr Diet will have to be held over for a while. If the wonky-mouthed chavster lives that long.

On the other hand, I wonder if she's considered a role in a popular soap opera? After all she's made a damn fine career in acting badly, and she can't be any worse than Patsy Kensit, whose career has hit the skids with her new role in Emmerdale. Let's face it, the public has trouble separating reality from fiction, so Ms Carr will fit in with no problems at all.

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