Robber RabbitRobber RabbitRobber Rabbit

Robber Rabbit : The Scaryduck Brain Dump

Thursday, April 24, 2008

The Scaryduckworth-Lewis Method of Rating Things for Excellence - 2008 list

Behold! After much tinkering, this year's Scaryduckworth-Lewis Method of Rating Things for Excellent is upon us. No change in the top three, but there's very little you can do with that sort of manky perfection.

0. A shaven-headed Britney Spears in a roll neck sweater
1. Lightly-oiled Ann Noreen Widdecombe experimenting in the Acts of Sappho
2. Margaret Thatcher leather whip “happy finish” massage
3. Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, a riding crop and a bucket of beef dripping
4. Judy Finnegan squatting over a glass table, squeezing out a portion of nutty slack
5. Vanessa Feltz in a negligee, selling herself to a leather-clad Pat Butcher
6. Amy Winehouse sucking on a tramp's gusset for her next fix

7. Victoria Beckham in a bikini, lapping at the very gates of skeletal Kate Moss in an OK! Magazine exclusive
8. Delia Smith smeared in mashed potato in the team bath as a Norwich City win bonus
9. A wild-eyed and frothing Heather Mills using her wooden leg to facilitate the pleasure of Myleene Klass.
10. Konnie Huq in a bath of beans, whilst Zoe Salmon scrubs her back with a french stick
11. Susie Dent in shiny black rubber mini-dress, looking up swears in the dictionary while Carol Vorderman rubs herself against a bollard for "one easy, monthly payment."
12. Felicity Kendall wrapped in an old fishing net, with Penelope Keith talking dirty in the background
13. Fiona Bruce describing exactly what she would do to you if you left your back door unlocked

14. Kate Winslet mostly keeping her clothes on, a present from a shameless Holly Willoughby
15. Emma Thomspon on a street corner and wrapped in clingfilm asking for "business"
16. An entirely legal Emma Watson exploring the joys of the Golden Snitch
17. Kate Humble in a wet T-shirt competition
18. Billie Piper riding a space-hopper down a cobbled street
19. Nigella Lawson whipping up a creamy sauce with her tongue before demonstrating a novel use for the Kenwood Chef
20. Sarah Beeny wrestling Kirstie Allsopp in a paddling pool filled with baby oil


posted by Alistair Coleman at 2:26 PM

You have truly found some wonderful treasures at the thrift store!

I like the little ladies that play the music the best. You don't seem to make those anymore. I used to have a little shepherd boy who played some music, but eventually his playing mechanism broke, ugh! I was truly disappointed about that!

Anyway, have a wonderful weekend with your family.
Great article. I invite you to visit the following post related to this topic
En que invertir en 2011
Creditomovil: préstamos rápidos online
Funcion del shampoo

Post a Comment


November 2003   December 2003   January 2004   February 2004   March 2004   April 2004   May 2004   June 2004   July 2004   August 2004   September 2004   October 2004   November 2004   December 2004   January 2005   February 2005   March 2005   April 2005   May 2005   June 2005   July 2005   August 2005   September 2005   October 2005   November 2005   December 2005   February 2006   March 2006   April 2006   May 2006   June 2006   July 2006   August 2006   September 2006   October 2006   November 2006   January 2007   April 2007   June 2007   July 2007   August 2007   September 2007   October 2007   November 2007   January 2008   March 2008   April 2008   November 2008   January 2009   June 2009   November 2010   July 2012  

Blogger Profile

robberrabbit AT fastmail DOT fm

eXTReMe Tracker

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?