Fat Tongue
That Jamie Oliver's got a
bloody massive cock. It's the Lovely Jules I feel sorry for.
Advice for Parents
Grown-ups! Whatever you do, alway ensure that your children are properly supervised on your home computer. Not only have I just deleted gigabytes of bitmap files out of "My Documents", which now enables the computer to actually work, but I also found the recycle bin in the recycle bin.
Good thing I sorted that out - God knows what kind of infinite causality loop that would have caused. The universe has been saved, again. And what thanks do I get?
Moo
Suspiciously familiar
cows in TV advert shocker. Good work that
Weebl fella.
Poop
It's the most incredible coincidence. On the very day that the world is celebrating his 75th birthday, I manage to squeeze out a dump that looked
exactly like Mickey Mouse.
My very own Mickey. Sculpted in poo. Just what I always wanted.
Rumbled
Nothing gets past this guy. After yesterday'slittle bit of blaspheming, it seems that I'm for the chop. The attack of the rampant squirts I experienced last night may have been a friendly warning...
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"He couldn't deny it - being a vengeful deity was a right laugh."
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Pie/Otter Interface
Wa-hey! Acouple of things I forgot I'd done way back in the mists of bloggery.
Am I Pie or Not?
Am I an Otter or Not?
I must have been a mentallist back then. Nothing changes.
News Felch
'I never dreamt that I would be staying in Buckingham Palace' says George W Bush, charming it up for the cameras.
He's in for a shock....
3am.
A knock at the door.
"Come in!" shouts George.
The door opens.
It's HRH Prince Charles, Prince of Wales, Duke of Cornwall.
A terrified President pulls the blanket over his head...
